Rachel's Wisdom Bobbing Blues.

Rachel's Wisdom Bobbing Blues.
(optional words bracketed, possible rest < > spaced.)

I will always have Bob, now (that) I've tried it once
the extentions are gone, got rid of that flounce
it lays on the floor at a thousand an ounce

still I will always have Bob
Yeah,< > will always have Bob

(I'm) in pain once again missing Ronnie's (party) do
Rolling Stones (are) at Twickers, don't have tickets for two

if its not canines < > its molars n' pesky wisdom teeth too
(tell me) off to the dentist he's (got) a root job for you
You have some nerve he turned 'round and said
just hope (it) don't feel numb (on the) inside of your head

still I will always have Bob
Yeah, < > will always have Bob

Its long down the sides from the top of my head
so what if I have to wear a bag when I get into bed

it swishes back n' forward and caresses my cheek
I reckon (that) Bob is (really) kinda chic

I'll always have Bob.
still I will always have Bob
Yeah, will always have Bob

Gonna take my Bob to HOB an' Groooove.

(c)stef.s.